Manny Ramiroidz

As the rock group, Queen, so affectionately put it "Another one bites the dust".

Why are people so alarmed by this? Stop testing baseball players! They are all on the juice.

Roger Clemens? Can't be! Alex Rodriguez? Can't be! Manny Ramirez? Can't be! Come on.

Might as well just pick any good baseball player right now that hasn't been caught, Jeter, Pujols, etc. Just give it time.

By the way, who cares about baseball anyway any more.